Shipping policy

Free shipping on orders over $75. You're welcome.

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Processing We'll get your order moving within 2-5 business days. During peak times — holidays, big drops, the usual chaos — it might take a little longer. We're moving as fast as we can.

Shipping & Delivery Once it's out the door, expect 4-8 business days to your doorstep depending on where you are and what shipping method you picked at checkout. Not next-day-Amazon fast, but we're a t-shirt company, not a logistics empire.

Tracking The second your order ships, we'll send you a tracking number. Refresh it as many times as you want. We won't judge.

Checkout Encrypted, secure, the whole deal. Your payment info is safe. We're not interesting enough to be a scam operation.

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Delivery times are estimates. Carriers, weather, and the general unpredictability of the universe can all slow things down. We'll always be upfront if something's off.